Just for a laugh - No AI please !

[PhilH]

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[PhilH]

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[PhilH]

 

[jcm@gwr]

 

[jcm@gwr]

 

[Bigjohn]

JCM

I SEE NO TIME ALLOCATED TO READING INSTRUCTIONS,perhaps the start of problems to follow with unfinished models on a shelf.

BIGJ.

 

[simond]

Instructions are just someone else’s idea of how it goes together…

 

[paulc]

Instructions are just someone else’s idea of how it goes together…

And they know where the castings go and which castings they are referring to when it says ' fit castings '.

 

[Bigjohn]

Paulc
NO MENTION OF UNFIT CASTINGS which seem to trouble some folk with some kits…….so I read…..
Big J

 

[PhilH]

 

[jcm@gwr]

 

[PhilH]

Life is full of ups and downs - a bit like toilet paper, one minute you're 'on a roll', the next minute you're taking s*** from some a***hole.

(apologies for that one !)

 

[simond]

A similar theme, it‘s all just a skid mark on the toilet bowl of life.

Sooner or later, you’re going to get pissed off.

 

[Tom Insole]

Let's take things out the toilet...

What smells like leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe!

 

[jcm@gwr]

 

[jcm@gwr]

Paul Simon shouted at his dressing room cooler because his Perrier was warm.
Fancy getting annoyed at a fridge over bubbled water......

 

[LarryG]

A Yorkshire man went to the vet:-

Him: Me cats ill.
Vet : Is he a tom?
Him: Neow, ave brought 'im wimmee.

 

[simond]

The wind-up on a Yorkshire local radio station was a gem

the perpetrator rings a pizzeria and asks “do yh d’liver?”

when the pizza man assures him ”ay, we do d’liver”, he asks for a liver and pineapple pizza….

 

[PhilH]